Personal Statement
I need this to fulfill myself. Please understand this biography that really happened to me, and take from it that i deserve to be the next captain of the regina national alabaman league! What I did here proves me as a REAL MAN and NOT a femboy!Β
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Centuries & centuries later, Jenkins farted out a used toilet paper roll and used it to clean the BBQ sauce spill that Baltrock made on his nipples last night at the gay bar. They would never speak of this incident again, due to the paparazzi of Regina, China, stealing their Frosted Flakes that they hid in their couch for COVID parties. In 1793, Jenkins also ate the sock of a Baltrock sandwich, which caused a lava tsunami that devoured the 12 simps that Jenkins had as his gaming clan SJW. They all cried and charged at Baltrock naked with the strength of 3 Big Macs, and they made Baltrock vomit more tide pod juice.
Jenkintrock declared war on Baltrock in 1896 after the major fat incident in Regina, China and they drank shower water which had tasted like rice and did jumping jacks on top of an Arbyβs restroom. Then later put a beehive in a gas station. Regina was never the same again! They caused a nuclear winter after Baltrock had swallowed Jenkintrock. Their molecules fused into an abomination of a war machine which caused WWVIII in 8903. They both learned their lesson in 900002, when the king SJW of China decided the time was right to take advantage of their weakened state from thousands of years of fighting and transferred nuclear waste up their butthole. At this point, the fetus, having been created by Baltrock and Jenkins, was developed enough to destroy a thousand solar systems and was released so hard in the air that it caused a space quake the size of 12 french fries. In the end, it had melted the timeline of the human species.
Now, Wishengordo, Jenkintrock, and Baltrock are partying in Alabama naked wearing disco afros & drinking beer with drunk men singing on top of a dining room table that collapses while they Fortnite dance. They had regretted this decision after they fell off and cracked their skull on the Fortnite Monopoly game they had been planning to use. Eventually the COVID party got too wild and they all ran outside naked down a 12 lane highway screaming the Alabama National Anthem and getting hit by a truck.
They then return to Baltrockβs garage to do their morning rituals of 15 jumping jacks naked on the roof and shoot lasers from Wishengordoβs nipples to hit satelliteβs activating the permittance of reconnaissance on their victims, but then a huge gust of wind pushes them into a black hole up China. Jenkinβs mustache flew off and went down the Baltrockβs throat, starting the 8th Blob War. Jenkintock mustache blew off after a wind gust and got stuck on Khannishβs upper lip and eventually flew into her mouth, meanwhile the wind was so strong that it blew off Wishengordo's wig. 17 fetuses started crying and made the milk pipes from wishengordo explode and caused Baltrock to become brainwashed by the beauty in front of him. They joined arms and morphed into a national threat that would swallow grand macs in one contraction. Once the victims knew their time was up, they played basketball with Jenkintrock Β until they let out one last moan which signaled the rise of the heir of jentrock gordo the eighth.Β
He swore that nobody will have to struggle with the burden of wearing a mask and coughed down everybody's throat to show everything will be okay. After he coughed his infected mucus membranes down peopleβs gullets, the victims of Jenkintrock finally decided there is no virus and school should reopen in person! EVERYONE cheered βhoorayβ and people were finally reunited Β SAFER than ever and got to learn with absolutely 100% N0 risk of getting COVID! Jenkin and Baltrock remarked after their statues were built at Times Square: βTwo percent risk Β from COVID and Allowing kids to go to school with this risk? He was hailed as the 69th president of the United States of Alabama and all the fat hairy redneck showers let him in with no charge. The man babies and beautiful Karens and Femboys all lived happily ever after in the inbred haven empire.Β
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