On January 17th, 2016 I was traveling down the street in my Corvette disguised as a Ford Pickup truck. I was speeding at a wonderful speed of 77mph, my teeth shining in the wind, my forehead glistening with water. It was all good until that stupid guy with the cement mixer pulled in front of me. i slammed into it and i lived. i was almost buried under all the cement but thankfully i can swim so i lived. so i should be in water polo because i swam out of cement.